i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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