Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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