Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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