Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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