Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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