happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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