do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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