I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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