so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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