sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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