he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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