My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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