Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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