I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
