maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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