420 ftw
I think i peed on brittanys purse
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Randomize
