omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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