After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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