Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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