they need to just BURY HIM!
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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