Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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