she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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