Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Randomize
