he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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