We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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