Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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