someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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