About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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