Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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