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So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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