yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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