Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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