Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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