If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I FOUND THE LEGS
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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