Don't you send me to vm
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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