I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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