ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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