no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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