you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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