fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
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My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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