So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
