i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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