whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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