No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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