I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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