Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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