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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now

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• (801): View more from Utah

  She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried

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• (310): View more from California

  Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.

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  Circle of life?

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.

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• (424): View more from California

  He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.

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