: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.