Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit