brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I need moral support for this bender
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Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".