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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  She made me pour olive oil on her.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.

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