id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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