Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I understand Curling. That high.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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