Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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