I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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