did you get engaged???
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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