you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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