walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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