I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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