Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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