Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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