So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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